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An oil based cream that melts at body temperature
Introducing
Dick Polish is not a lubricant in the usual sense. It is an oil based masturbation cream, and it behaves completely differently to anything water or silicone based. It arrives as a solid cream and melts at body temperature, so the moment it meets skin it turns from a balm into a slick, cushioned glide.
That transition is the entire appeal. A cream stays exactly where you put it rather than running off, and because it is oil based there is nothing in it to evaporate. It is formulated for longevity, which in practice means it is built for sessions that are not in a hurry.
More About
It goes on as a cream and turns slick the moment it warms against skin. That gives you control while applying and a genuinely cushioned glide once it has transitioned, which is something a liquid lubricant cannot really replicate.
What Sets It Apart
There is no water content to evaporate, so it does not thin out or dry down partway through
Unlike a liquid it will not run, drip or migrate off where you applied it
The formula includes tocopheryl acetate, aloe barbadensis leaf extract, canola and hydrogenated soybean oil alongside the petrolatum base, so it conditions rather than simply lubricates
A 9.1 fl oz jar of a concentrated cream
Stated plainly because it matters
The Details
| Ingredients | Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil |
| Weight | 255 g (9.0 oz) |
| Type | Lubricants |
Straight Answers
It is one of the most talked about creams in the category, and the reasons are concrete. It is oil based so it does not dry out, it melts at body temperature into a cushioned glide, it stays where you put it instead of running, and it comes in a generous 270 ml jar. Best is subjective, but if you specifically want a cream rather than a liquid lubricant, and longevity is what you care about, it is a leading pick. The one hard limitation is that it cannot be used with condoms.
An oil based cream, generally, because there is no water in it to evaporate and no need to keep reapplying. Dick Polish is formulated for exactly this: it melts at body temperature, holds its position rather than running off, and keeps working for as long as you do. Because it is oil based it is not condom compatible, so it is strictly a solo option.
Consistency and staying power. A lubricant is a liquid or gel that spreads thin and, if it is water based, gradually evaporates. A cream like Dick Polish starts solid, melts on contact with skin, and stays where it was applied with a thicker cushion. The trade off is compatibility: this cream is oil based, so it cannot be used with latex condoms, while most lubricants can.
No. Dick Polish is an oil based cream and oil degrades latex, so it is not condom compatible. Use a water based lubricant if you need condom safety.
Less than you would use of a liquid lubricant. It is a concentrated cream that melts and spreads on contact, so start small and add only if you want more.
Soap and warm water. It is oil based, so plain water alone will not lift it.
270 ml, which is 9.1 fluid ounces.
Petrolatum, mineral oil, hydrogenated soybean oil, paraffin, stearic acid, microcrystalline wax, tocopheryl acetate, canola oil, aloe barbadensis leaf extract, tocopherol and glycine soja oil.
Body Safe Materials
| Weight | 0.56 lbs |
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| Manufacturer | Fuck Water |
| Ingredients | Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil |
| Type | Lubricants |

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