$12.90 – $29.95
FUCK WATER
Glycerin free, so it never dries sticky
Introducing
Fuck Water Original White is the bottle that made the brand. It is a water based personal lubricant built on a short, deliberate ingredient list, and it solves the single complaint people have about water based lube: that tacky, gummy finish that shows up right when you least want it. This one stays smooth from the first application to the last.
The reason is what has been left out. There is no glycerin, which is the ingredient most often blamed for that sticky drag as a lubricant dries down. There are no parabens either. What you get instead is a slick, slightly cushioned feel with real staying power, and cleanup that takes nothing more than warm water.
Choose Your Size
Every size holds the identical formula. Pick the bottle that matches how often you reach for it.
16oz
8oz
4oz
2oz
A Closer Look
Glycerin is what turns most water based lubricants tacky as they dry. Leaving it out is the whole point of this formula. Fuck Water Original stays slick as it wears down instead of turning gummy, which means fewer interruptions and a finish that feels clean rather than coated.
What Sets It Apart
The formula is built to hold its slip
No soap, no scrubbing, no residue left behind on skin or sheets
Parabens are out, and the preservative system uses sodium benzoate and gluconolactone instead
Safe to pair with both latex and polyisoprene condoms, so it fits into safer sex without a second thought
This is a regulated personal lubricant, not a novelty product with a label
The Details
| Ingredients | Water, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Dimethicone, Hydroxypropyl Cellulose, Polysorbate 20, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, Gluconolactone |
| Volume | 2 oz, 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz |
| Type | Lubricants |
| Country of Origin | USA |
Straight Answers
It is the name that comes up first in most water based lubricant conversations. Original White is glycerin free so it never dries sticky, it is paraben free, it rinses off with plain water, and it holds FDA 510(k) clearance.
Stickiness in water based lube almost always comes from glycerin, which turns tacky as the water evaporates. Fuck Water Original White is glycerin free for exactly that reason.
Original White is the glycerin free formula, opaque and slightly cushioned. Clear uses pure plant source glycerin for a thinner, silkier glide and full toy compatibility. Pick Original to avoid glycerin, Clear for the lighter slick.
No. That tackiness comes from glycerin, and this formula does not contain any. It thins out as it wears rather than turning gummy.
Spot test first. The formula contains dimethicone, which is a silicone, and it can react with some silicone toys. Apply a small amount to the base or underside of the toy and check it before full use. With glass, metal, ABS and stainless toys there is no concern.
Yes. The manufacturer states it is compatible with both latex and polyisoprene condoms.
Warm water. It is water based, so it rinses off skin easily and lifts out of sheets without a special cleaner.
Water, propylene glycol, isopropyl palmitate, dimethicone, hydroxypropyl cellulose, polysorbate 20, sorbitan stearate, cetearyl alcohol, glyceryl stearate, sodium benzoate and gluconolactone.
The formula is identical across every bottle. Smaller bottles suit a nightstand or a travel bag, larger bottles are the better value if you use lube regularly.
Body Safe Materials
| Weight | 1.33 lbs |
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| Style | |
| Manufacturer | Fuck Water |
| Ingredients | Water, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Dimethicone, Hydroxypropyl Cellulose, Polysorbate 20, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, Gluconolactone |
| Volume | 2 oz, 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz |
| Type | Lubricants |
| Country of Origin | USA |

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