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FUCK WATER
Five times thicker, pH neutral, with vitamin E
Introducing
Some situations call for more than a light glide. Fuck Water Thick is the answer to that, built on the same clear plant source glycerin base as the standard formula and then thickened with hydroxyethylcellulose, a natural cellulose derived thickener, until it is roughly five times heavier.
What that buys you is cushion. A thicker lubricant stays where you put it, holds a protective layer between skin and whatever it is meeting, and does not thin out and disappear at the first sign of friction. It is the formula people reach for when comfort over a longer session is the whole point, and it is a common choice for anal play for exactly that reason.
Choose Your Size
Every size holds the identical formula. Pick the bottle that matches how often you reach for it.
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A Closer Look
Hydroxyethylcellulose, a natural thickening agent, gives this formula roughly five times the body of the standard Clear. It stays put instead of running, and it holds a genuine cushion between skin rather than thinning out under pressure.
What Sets It Apart
Numbing agents hide the feedback your body uses to signal discomfort
Vitamin E acetate is included for its moisturising properties, so the formula supports skin comfort rather than just reducing friction and leaving it at that
A pH neutral water based formula, which is what you want from anything staying in contact with delicate tissue for any length of time
Safe across silicone, glass, metal and ABS toys with no spot testing needed, so the thickest formula in the range is also one of the most flexible about what it can be paired with
No added scent, and despite the extra body it is still a water based lubricant
The Details
| Ingredients | Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Chlorphenesin, Vitamin E Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide |
| Volume | 2 oz, 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz |
| Type | Lubricants |
| Country of Origin | USA |
Straight Answers
It is one of the first names raised when people compare thick water based lubricants. It is around five times thicker thanks to a natural cellulose thickener, it is pH neutral, it contains vitamin E, and it uses no desensitizers.
Something thick, cushioning and free of numbing agents, because desensitizers can hide discomfort you need to feel. Fuck Water Thick is roughly five times thicker than standard water based lube, pH neutral, and contains no desensitizers.
About five times, according to the manufacturer. Same clear plant source glycerin base, with hydroxyethylcellulose added as a natural thickener plus vitamin E.
No. It is made without desensitizers specifically to protect soft tissue and keep your own feedback intact.
Yes. The manufacturer describes it as completely toy friendly, so silicone, glass, metal and ABS toys are all fine.
Latex and polyisoprene condoms are both listed as compatible.
It is thick, which is the point, but it is not tacky. It is fragrance free and washes off skin and fabric with plain water.
Water, glycerin, polysorbate 20, propylene glycol, hydroxyethylcellulose, chlorphenesin, vitamin E acetate and sodium hydroxide.
Yes, the manufacturer describes it as a water based pH neutral lubricant.
Body Safe Materials
| Weight | 1.2 lbs |
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| Style | |
| Manufacturer | Fuck Water |
| Ingredients | Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Chlorphenesin, Vitamin E Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide |
| Volume | 2 oz, 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz |
| Type | Lubricants |
| Country of Origin | USA |

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