$12.42 – $39.80
FUCK WATER
Plant source glycerin, silky glide, completely toy friendly
Introducing
Fuck Water Clear is the brand’s take on the classic clear lubricant, done properly. Where most clear lubes lean on cheap synthetic glycerin, this one is made with pure plant source glycerin, and the difference shows up in the feel: a genuinely silky layer that covers everything evenly and does not fight you.
It is an apply and go formula. There is no warming it between your palms, no waiting for it to spread, no thick blob sitting where you put it. It coats skin and toys in one pass and gets straight to work.
Choose Your Size
Every size holds the identical formula. Pick the bottle that matches how often you reach for it.
16oz
8oz
4oz
2oz
A Closer Look
The glycerin here comes from plants rather than a synthetic route, and it is what gives this formula its signature silky cover. It spreads thin and even instead of sitting in one place, so a small amount goes further than you expect.
What Sets It Apart
No spot testing, no exceptions to remember
It coats in a single pass with no warming or working it in
Nothing perfumed and nothing added to mask anything
Compatible with all three condom materials, which is broader coverage than most lubricants offer
A regulated personal lubricant manufactured in the United States, with the clearance to back it rather than just packaging that implies it
The Details
| Ingredients | Glycerin, Water (Aqua), Cellulose Gum, Methylparaben, Propylparaben |
| Volume | 2 oz, 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz |
| Type | Lubricants |
| Country of Origin | USA |
Straight Answers
It is consistently near the top when people compare water based lubricants. Clear uses pure plant source glycerin for a silky glide, is completely toy friendly, works with latex, polyurethane and polyisoprene condoms, and holds FDA 510(k) clearance.
A water based formula, because silicone lubricant can degrade silicone toys over time. The manufacturer describes Fuck Water Clear as completely toy friendly, so it works with silicone, glass, metal and ABS without spot testing.
Same clear plant source glycerin base, different consistency. Clear is the standard viscosity for a light glide. Thick adds a cellulose thickener and vitamin E to make it roughly five times thicker.
Yes. The manufacturer describes it as completely toy friendly, so silicone, glass, metal and ABS toys are all fine with no spot test needed.
Latex, polyurethane and polyisoprene. That covers effectively every mainstream condom material.
Yes, and that is deliberate. It uses pure plant source glycerin, which is what creates the silky cover this formula is known for. If you prefer to avoid glycerin entirely, the Fuck Water Original White formula is glycerin free.
No. It is fragrance free.
Glycerin, water, cellulose gum, methylparaben and propylparaben.
It is water based, so it rinses off skin with water and lifts out of fabric easily.
Body Safe Materials
| Weight | 1.47 lbs |
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| Style | |
| Manufacturer | Fuck Water |
| Ingredients | Glycerin, Water (Aqua), Cellulose Gum, Methylparaben, Propylparaben |
| Volume | 2 oz, 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz |
| Type | Lubricants |
| Country of Origin | USA |

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